Why I Hate New Years Eve!!!!!

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I hate New Years Eve.

Actually, I hate most holidays......

 I don't like small talk, so I hate parties.

I used to be able to drink, so it made people at parties much more interesting.

Now I can't handle more than a glass of wine, and folks have become very boring....

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Parties used to be fun, because not only could I drink!!!!! I could flirt!!!!!

But.....

when I was younger, I enjoyed getting dolled up... with makeup... nail polish... big hair and sexy clothes.

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NOW....

I only want to wear sweat pants.

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Make up is just one more thing I have to clean off my person, 

before I can hit the hay.

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Nail polish isn't an option for someone who paints as much furniture as I do,

 besides, I don't like the fumes and I just don't give a rats behind about my appearance anymore.....

 like I used to.....,

Nail polish isn't a necessity with sweat pants.

And a sweat shirt.

And sneakers,

with big bulky comfy socks.....

Sooooooo.....

if I can't wear clothes that a hooker would don for business on the side of the road, 

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what's the point of going out??????

So .....

to all of you out there.....

Happy New Year!!!!!